The Gentlemen Revolutionaries

Dedicated to the Preservation of the First Amendment

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
not a creature was stirring except a blogger, and his mouse
All the stories had been researched and written with care
To monitor the politicians and their actions that he found unfair
No one was safe not matter what side
They were all fair game, for he knew they all lied.
Yet they country was not as bad as some people thought
for he knew that no civil war needed to be fought.
He wrote and wrote about failed legislation
and did little to hide his own political aspirations.
Friends talked of great acts of collusion
while he did his best to relieve their delusion.
For he knew there was no great new world order plot
simply dirty politicians trying to line their pockets and buy their yacht.
"But Washington is not invincible," he yelled
"With our support a quality politician can excel!"
So he read and read all he could find
Until finally he was able to make up his mind
"By McCain, Lieberman and Hilary too,
I have found the perfect candidate, its true!"
A man from named Bayh from Indiana
would be perfect for the White House, that piece of Americana.
But that was years away and Christmas is tomorrow
So celebrate with you and yours without any sorrow.For dirty politicians may be in power
but 2008 will be our hour.
Nothing can be done on these holidaysSo Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and all the other cliches.


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