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Saturday, November 19, 2005

How to make an A-Bomb, a recipe for disaster.

CNN.com is reporting on an IAEA report that Iran has obtained an A-bomb recipe. In a shocking turn of events, The Gentlemen Revolutionaries has also obtained that recipe. After much deliberation I have decided that the journalistic qualities of posting that recipe below far outweigh the possible risks of the recipe slipping into the wrong hands. If you are easily shocked, have a heart condition, or are like one of those ladies in old movies that faints too easily then I would suggest not reading any further.


Ok here it comes: How to make an A-Bomb, a recipe for disaster.

2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (2 sticks, 1/2 pound) butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated [white] sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 eggs
2 cups (12-ounce package) Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels
1 cup chopped nuts
COMBINE flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla in large mixer bowl. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition; gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
BAKE in preheated 375-degree [Fahrenheit] oven for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Let stand for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely.
PAN COOKIE VARIATION: PREPARE dough as above. Spread into greased 15"x10" jelly-roll pan. Bake in preheated 375-degree [Fahrenheit] oven for 20 to 25 minutes or until golden brown. Cool in pan on wire rack.
FOR HIGH ALTITUDE BAKING (>5,200 feet): INCREASE flour to 2 1/2 cups; add 2 teaspoonfuls water with flour; reduce both granulated sugar and brown sugar to 2/3 cup each. Bake at 375 degrees Fahrenheit, drop cookies for 8 to 10 minutes and pan cookies for 17 to 19 minutes.


THOSE BASTARDS. Look at their flagrant disregard of United Nations guidelines. Nuts? HOW DARE THEY! Who do they think they are? They know that many people are allergic to nuts but they blatantly disregard the risk.






Alright now that I have that out of my system lets talk about 08. I may be beating a dead horse here, well a dead horse that isn't even out of the gates yet, but I am very concerned about posturing by certain democrats. I am on a mailing list for Evan Bayh, a possible democratic candidate in 2008. For a long period of time the mailings were focused on how the moderates are the key to the election and how Bayh is their man. Recently, however, another group has launched liberals for Bayh. This group should not be called liberals for Bayh but instead should be called "liberals for their own agenda who are looking to hijack Evan Bayh because he is their best opportunity." Democrats PLEASE LISTEN, I have a strong desire for your victory, but I assure you, the quickest way to the destruction of the party would be to allow the liberal wing of it to hijack it once again. The republican nomination will be a moderate, with the Bush wing of the party is so deep in it they will not be able to field a viable candidate. If the Democrats don't play the same game they wont play for another 8 years

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